Tranny Diaries

FUCK THE BEACH!

Friday, July 10, 2009 // 11:16 PM

okay so had the worst day at the beach ever....!
So i woke up at like 5:18 and looked in the mirror for like 5 minutes to puke at the disgusting morning face i had lmfao
then i called darlanne and she was on her way .
She came around 5:30 ish and we then layed down in my bed and watched tv for abit horribly tired.
After that we got up and i showed her my bikini watching beyonce music videos which were like a fucking marathon .
I then start bleeding on my cooch thank god for bleach that fixed everything lmfao!
I then shaved my legs in the tub with her watch lmfao.then Daniris came over as i did my hair and makeup while they were molesting my dogs and then alicia came and we were fixing the car up in the back then Jenn walked over and we all got in and drove there listening to Motown hits lmfao only me and darlanne got our 90s music fix<3
We got to the beach at like 830 9 ish and it was fab the water was calm but kinda cold but the sun was killn my pussy!
I put like gallons of tanning oil on and we all deciided to jump in haha . except daniris
then we ate lots of chips and tried to tan then We me darlanne and alicia went halfway to the booey and came back ate some more then me jen darlanne and alicia reswimmed out and finally only me and Alicia touched to booey which was FAB!
I was the first one who swam back followed by darlanne then jen and alicia and jen hurt her foot and then we sat down and me Daniris and darlanne took a walk to sum island thingy which totally raped me i gashed my foot open and it hurt soo bad then we came back while i had to walk a mile in front of people bleeding! horrendsly i was bleeeding everywhere my mom was scared obviously but ran to get me some first aid shit.Then my hair got fucked up and then we left went to Mcdonalds and ate but i didnt i was sooo depressed so then we got home we showered and i was crying then long story short i changed my hair haha and then cryed some more!